My Financial Life By ElliotL. Apr 14, 2006 I was born Jul 28, 2020 I made the JV soccer team at Hudson May 22, 2023 I finished junior year with a 4.5 gpa Feb 13, 2024 Got accepted to Cincinnati University Jul 15, 2028 Invested my first $10,000 Aug 17, 2029 Won a fishing contest for $500 Sep 26, 2032 First year my salary exceeded 6 figures Mar 13, 2033 Promoted to CEO of G.O.O.D Music Aug 19, 2034 I make my first million alongside Kanye I invest/save 75% and live off the rest. May 3, 2038 I get accepted to the PGA tour and win a tournament for $50,000 2039 Cincinnati University dedicates a statue to me Jul 11, 2046 Purchase first yacht Aug 19, 2047 I create a peanut butter monopoly with my own brand 2048 My net worth exceeds 500 billion Apr 15, 2051 Each of my 10 kids own a billion dollar company Jan 22, 2053 I purchase the Washington Nationals for 1.3 billion May 24, 2060 I donate all of my money to charity Jul 13, 2071 I die on Friday the 13th