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Chocolate Thunder is born
The world was forever changed when the man that would be its savior emerged unto it as a choir of angels cried beautiful tears of song. -
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Infancy (Trust/Mistrust)
Chocolate thunder during this time develops trust if his needs are met, if not Chocolate Thunder develops mistrust of the peasants whom should have taken care of him. -
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Toddlehood (Autonomy/Shame)
Chocolate Thunder either becomes confident in his abilities or doubts his perfect self. -
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Preschooler (Initiative/Guilt)
Chocolate Thunder either now initiate his own adventures or the filthy casuals known as people make Chocolate Thunder feel bad for being so awesome -
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Elementary (Competence/Inferiority)
Chocolate Thunder either is left alone enought to teach himself the fiendish ways of this trivial world or is left to feel stupid and inferior. -
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Adolescence (Identity/Role Confusion)
Chocolate Thunder either realizes his true and awesome form of Chocolate Thunder or becomes confused with his role and might think he is some total loser like Black Dynamite -
Chocolate Thunder meets his mortal enemy
He meets his enemy the false phrophet, black dynamite, in 6th grade. Despite being "friends" they both knew, one day, it would all end. Chocolate Thunder learns hate and spite from this bag of stupid. -
Eagle Scout
Chocolate Thunder achieves the highest rank in the Boy Scouts of america. This aids his development of his role in that it drives his future and developed his character. -
Graduation
Chocolate Thunder graduates (Finally) and moves on with his perfect life to get to focus on his desired career field in college. -
College Graduation
Chocolate Thunder dedcends from Mizzou with top honors and a Computer Engineering Degree. This and college has developed both his brain, his character, and his Liver. -
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Young Adulthood (Intamacy/Isolation)
Chocolate Thunder either finds a person perfect enough to build the relationship in order to spend the rest of his life with them, or realizes that no one would ever be good enough for Chocolate Thunder and he keeps to himself -
Chocolate Thunder gets a job.
Working as a Computer Engineer, Chocolate Thunder gains discipline and knowledge in order to better himself further past perfection. -
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Middle Adulthood (Generativity/Stagnation)
Chocolate Thunder either thinks back on what he did for the world or he feels like he wasnt perfect enough for the world -
Chocolate Thunder Saves the World
Cocolate Thunder slays the hydra, saving humanity from certian defeat. This develops his sick sword skills as well as his endurance. -
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Late Adulthood (Integrity/Depair)
Chocolate Thunder either reflects his perfect life or regrets that he did not do more. -
President
The peasants of the United States finally recognize that the false phrophet black dynamite is a liar and a sharlot. They unanimously elect Chocolate Thunder as the president of the world. Good choice. -
Chocolate Thunder Ascends the Disgusting Plane of Earth
Chocolate Thunder leaves all the filthy humans behind in his wake of perfection in order to go conquer the next plane of existance. This does nothing for him but the world will only benefit in worshipping him in the future, -
The World Explodes
The earth without Chocolate Thunder is not worth living, thus it destroys itself. Stupid plebs. The Chocolate Thunder thus gains karma for finally defeating planet earth as he watched from above.
