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Birth
I was born January 20th 2006 in Naperville -
Ballet
I was in ballet for 5 years -
I almost got kidnapped
My family was at the mall and my mom and sister left and my brother and father were watching the hockey game (Hawks vs. Capitals, Hawks were winning) and my mom and sister came back and they walked away and my mom said "Where's Juliet?" and they looked through the whole mall (twice) and then they saw some Mexicana nd his wife half way through the door with me sitting under his arm and my dad ran up to him and said some not Jesus approved words and got me back. -
I fell out of a 3 story window
I have heard this story from 4 points of view all of which were different... -
I drank straight vinegar
I thought it was water... -
Somebody parked their car, on my sandwich
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I found a bunny
My brother was mowing the lawn when something hopped in front of him so he stopped and picked it up and called us outside and showed us a 2x4x2 baby bunny. The next day my dad told me we had to give it back and the next day he did without us. We named the bunny Basil and it had a special spot on her ear so we knew when she came back to visit us ever since. -
PICKLE STORIES
In fifth grade I was a pickle and I would tell a different story everyday and even in 5th grade I still did during lunch every once in a while -
Math Bowl 2016 4th grade
I got Max -
My brother joined the Navy
^^^That pretty much sums it up^^^ -
I found my best friend
Squared -
Boifrand
I gut me furst boifrand. -
Buddy
Buddy is trash in its finest form -
Mr. McCann leaves Jewel
(it's about time) -
SCET TIMES
I was welcomed with the pleasure of being accepted into the astute and pristine group publicly known as SCET. -
I get my first job
I WORK AT THE FREAKING LEGO STORE!!! -
I join the Marching Band and go to Disney
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I get my first car <3
It's a really old and kinda ugly car but it gets me from point A to point B so it's good... -
I graduate highschool
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Legally allowed to drink
I'm not going into detail^^^That explains it... -
TOMORROWLAAAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Berlin 2025 Tomorrowland, Demitri Vegas and Like Mike, Avicii (May he rest in peace), Timmy Trumpet, Steve Aoki, Alison Wonderland, and Swedish House Mafia. -
I go to some college in Canada
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Period: to
I join the Air Force
I join the reserves -
WW 3 starts
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Architecture 101
I publish a book about Architecture...I'm a nerd I know... -
I buy a plot of land
I build and design my house. -
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I move to the Czech Republic
I see Lenka + Honza and meet Rosie -
I get married
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My brother left the Navy
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I graduate college
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I own an Architecture and Interior Design company
People pay me to either build them a house and/or decorate the interior of a house, or both. -
I got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, M's in my bank account
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I get arrested
It was Natalie's dad that did it... -
I go to another NF concert
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 -
I get a picture with Sir Popity-Popcorn
FINALLY -
Titanic 2.0
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I get a concussion
My...acquaintance...throws a lunchbox at my head. -
Amigo...*sniff*
Amigo commits not alive. He was too old and perfect and the god of the goodest boys said, "that doggo...is a god...bring him home." -
I get in a car crash
Can I die yet? -
Some historic event takes place
Like 9-11 only not. Maybe a big fancy building gets shot up or something. Another terrorist attack? Ya. -
I FINALLY DIED!!! I'VE WAITED TOO LONG
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It's my 90th Birthday...can I just die yet?
