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Elizabeth Veronica Peterson is born
Born to parents Jed and Courtney Peterson. Born in San Diego, California. -
Liz commits her first murder
Liz decides to go down the path of injustice and violence. She commits her first murder by turnip. -
Liz moves to Plattsburgh, NY
Liz and her family (with sisters) move to NY. -
Liz starts practicing cardiac surgeries on dolls
Liz really wants to be a surgeon, so she practices on dolls. They are very life-like. -
Liz starts Kindergarten
Liz first goes to school! Awww! Too bad she doesn't listen in class. -
Liz commits 34th murder
Liz is very proud of her 34th murder. She is very succesfully evil. -
Liz gets a dog
Liz gets a dog. It's a black-lab husky mix, and is very territorial and mean. Just like Liz. -
Liz kills her first patient
Liz is now a fake surgeon. She kills her first patient. Oh well, better luck next time!! -
Liz gets a sex change
Liz decides to get a sex change to become a man for real. -
Liz moves to Grantham, NH
Liz loves NH because there's only two seasons: summer and winter. And a week of fall. -
Liz goes into high school
Which is actually high school musical, as pictured. She is Troy. -
Liz meets Rose Munsey-Kano
This is the most monumental moment of Liz's sad, sad life so far. -
Rose and Liz become engaged
Liz proposes to Rose. Rose says no the first seventeen times but the eighteenth time she finally says yes. -
Rose and Liz have a Jewish civil union
Neither Rose or Liz is Jewish, but Liz demands a Jewish wedding. Who knows. -
Liz conceives triplets
Liz, who actually is now a male, is unfortunately still pregnant. That'll be a painful delivery!! -
Liz grows a backbone
For a very long time, Liz did not have a backbone. After she grows one, she realizes she can have a voice of her own and stand up for herself for once.
