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Oh hi der Harry
Harry is born -
Lol bye James bye Lily
Harry's parents die -
Yer a wizard Harry. I'm a wut?
Hagger visits Harry in da hut -
Don't touch ma face
Harry defeats Voldy for the first time. -
Lol Lockhart ur dumb
Harry defeats Voldy for the second time. -
Wut the murderous dog is my godfatha?
Voldy takes a book off, Sirius needs to eat something -
Lol bye vampire
Cedric dies, Harry escapes Voldy once again -
I'M BAAACK
Hey look Voldy's back. Oh yea Harry gets away -
Lol bye Dumbledore
Dumbledore dies but Voldy doesn't do it, spoiler alert it's Snape -
LOL BYE EVERYONE
Dozens die in the Battle of Hogwarts. Including Voldy lol bye Tom -
19 yrs later
Harry marries Ginny and Ron marries Hermione because none of them know how to make new friends and they all live happily ever after because "Always".