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The Conception of the EMMACULATE ONE!
The GREAT ONE is conceived on a Cold Febuary night. 1 week too early after his father's visectemy surgery. Conceived a fighter, always a fighter!! -
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Story of an Emaculate Man!
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The Birth of a Legend
And the story begins -
Demonstration of Athletic Proficiency!!
At just 5 months old was running an 11.2 100 meters and dribbling with his weak hand and making weak hand lay-ups on a 6 ft hoop! UNHEARD of!! -
Demonstrated Uncanny motor-skills
At just 2 years old unscrewed an entire screen door proving his vast intelligence at an early age.... unfortunately also swallowed 2 of the screws -
Start of a Red-Headed Einstein
1st days of kindergarten! Mix of wowing the teachers with his intellect as well as horrifying them with his mischieviousness!! -
Shows 1st flashes of bravery
Fights of 1st of many terrorist attacks on Waverly, NE. 64 armed assassins attempted to take over their Grocery store and Four-Star Drug to make it a weapons warehouse. He was buying candy cigerettes and sniffed out the plan. Took entire operation down with just a large pixie stick and 4 chico sticks. -
Start of an Ingenious High School Career
The HS Legend is Born........... Watch out upperclassmen, especially the ladies -
Culminaiton of BEST in History High School Career
I mean... there's not even enough room here to describe what was accomplished....... NOT ENOUGH WORDS........ I also don't have the literary capabilities of describing his brilliance -
SADDEST DAY ON EARTH
Because of his desire to stay close to family and his aching Knees. Mr. Blankenship decides to say no to a lucrative football career. Many experts were saying he's a lock for the #1 pick.... then and today still! Colts GM contacted him last week to gauge interest b/c the Colts had the #1 pick -
Worst Decision EVER!!
Mr. Blankenship ends his reign of terror as a bachelor and asks girlfriend to marry him. Thank-fully (for the female race on earth) upon asking her, her head exploded and began days anew as a bachelor -
**BEST DAY EVER
**See last event.... it basically explains it...... Yippeeee!!