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The Beginning of the End
A god was brought into the world, but at what cost? -
Chaotic Neutral
I used to put random things in people's carts at grocery stores and would talk to every homeless person, so there's a good look into my weird personality. -
Bee Yourself
Saw the hit movie The Bee Movie in an empty theatre on opening day -
Uke Can Do It
Recieved a ukulele for my 10th birthday and instantly reshaped my personality around the instrument. -
First Marriage
I had an insane crush on Mulan as a child -
First Divorce
The relationship didn't quite work out. -
Best Friend #1
This loser met me during the cringiest phase of my life and stuck around so they're pretty cool. -
Tripped in PE and Seduced a Pretty Girl
Do you know that lack of grace and physique is attractive to some people? -
Best Friend #2
Helped me battle Honors Pre-Calculus. Has a scary little rat dog. -
The End of the Beginning
Died from choking on an ice cube.
