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Existance

  • The Beginning of the End

    The Beginning of the End

    A god was brought into the world, but at what cost?
  • Chaotic Neutral

    Chaotic Neutral

    I used to put random things in people's carts at grocery stores and would talk to every homeless person, so there's a good look into my weird personality.
  • Bee Yourself

    Bee Yourself

    Saw the hit movie The Bee Movie in an empty theatre on opening day
  • Uke Can Do It

    Uke Can Do It

    Recieved a ukulele for my 10th birthday and instantly reshaped my personality around the instrument.
  • First Marriage

    First Marriage

    I had an insane crush on Mulan as a child
  • First Divorce

    First Divorce

    The relationship didn't quite work out.
  • Best Friend #1

    Best Friend #1

    This loser met me during the cringiest phase of my life and stuck around so they're pretty cool.
  • Tripped in PE and Seduced a Pretty Girl

    Tripped in PE and Seduced a Pretty Girl

    Do you know that lack of grace and physique is attractive to some people?
  • Best Friend #2

    Best Friend #2

    Helped me battle Honors Pre-Calculus. Has a scary little rat dog.
  • The End of the Beginning

    The End of the Beginning

    Died from choking on an ice cube.