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Salinger Woolsworth is Born
Salinger, the oldest sibling, is literally born with a stick up his butt. He fell out onto a twig stuck in the hay of the barn. -
Patsy Woolsworth is born
Patsy, the middle sibling, is born 47 seconds later. -
Chad Woolsworth is born
Chad Woolsworth, the lovably dumb youngest sibling, was born three hours later than Patsy (he got lost). He has a different birthday and birth year as the others. -
Embarrassing Video is filmed and uploaded
Originally uploaded to send to family members and friends. -
Video Goes Viral
Embarrassing video of Ewes officially goes viral - passed through email by family members who passed it onto friends who passed it onto their friends and so on. -
The Beloved Ewes Get Famous
The Ewes are everywhere! Talk shows, cameos, endorsement deals, and more. -
The Backlash - No Friends, Mocked on the Street
The backlash is swift. -
Parents Get Divorced, Mom Gets Full Custody
Stress from the viral video become too much for the parents and they split up. The Dad moves across town and barely ever sees the Ewes. The Mom works two jobs and is barely ever around. -
Young Ewes Make First Video
Without any friends to help, Patsy asks her brothers to help her make an audition tape for the Spice Squirrels. -
Patsy Befriends Other Geek Girls Online
She might not have friends in real life, but there are people like her online! -
Patsy in College - Takes Women's Studies
The Ewes split up. -
Salinger is Rejected from Film School
Because of the viral video, Sal is rejected from every film school. Embarrassed, he lies and said he was accepted. He then moves out on his own and teaches himself how to be a director. -
Chad Goes to College - Wrestling Scholarship
Chad moves away to attend college on a wrestling scholarship. -
Chad is Injured - Loses Scholarship and Friends
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Frank gets Fired from Catflix
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Frank Discovers 5 Year Anniversary of Video
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Frank Fools Wrestler Chad
Frank is disguised as Chad's manager and convinces him to do Ewetube. -
Frank Humiliates Patsy
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Frank Sells Salinger Wheatgrass, Poses as Ruffus
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The First Day of Ewetube
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Present Day