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I see Bloc Party perform live at LEGENDARY First Avenue in MSP on my birthday.
Bloc Party trumps anything that ever happened during the filming of Purple Rain or history, really. I meet Nathan, who saves me from being stabbed by a hobo. He later moves to Indonesia where he continues to be awesome and do interesting/mysterious things. It is one of the greatest nights of my life. -
Kele goes solo because the rest of the band is still acting like a Turd Ferguson about the transition to electronic music and are probably just jealous of his stage presence.
He tours the US except for Nebraska to promote the new album that does have a prerequisite song about cocaine. Best Buy employees in the music dept have a difficult time pronouncing his name. -
Kele's video for "Everything you wanted" debuts.
In it, Kele wears a tight shirt and cries human tears. He still manages to look butch enough to steal your girlfriend if he wanted to. -
Kele's "On the Lam" video debuts.
In it, Kele has grown a lustrous beard and resembles a heavenly Nigerian Jesus who has just died for our sins. You're welcome. -
Kele's second solo album "The Hunter" debuts.
CAN DO NO WRONG/G-O-L-D/A MUSICAL PIONEER WHO HAS MANAGED TO DEFY ALL GENRES WITH THIS MASTERPIECE/ETC. Meanwhile, the secondary members of Bloc Party take their shade throwing to a whole 'nother level and start rehearsing some new songs they wrote about social anxiety--WITHOUT Kele. -
Millions of candlelight vigils come to an end as Bloc Party officially announce they are not breaking up.
The rest of the band comes to their senses and realize that they can only reach their true potential by proxy of Kele. The new album is coming out soon. Life makes sense again. -
Bloc Party brings the noise just like the olden days for SXSW 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I rock my face off again and dedicate it to Chicago Guy. Full circle.
