autobiography

  • 2016 BCE

    i have parents now

    yoink
  • 2016 BCE

    oh you want teeth? too bad

    horse go REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  • 2011 BCE

    oh my fuckin god she fuckin dead

    my mom is dead
  • 2002 BCE

    born

    came out of the w o m b
  • Period: 2002 BCE to

    live

    i am immortal
  • dies

    death by orgy (same as mary(it was the same orgy(obviously)))