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Birth
Joey Ripper is born at St. Clair Hospital in Pittsburgh, Pa. Jessie reports some amount of pain associated with the birthing process. Greg takes credit for the production. -
First Important Visit
While members of Joey's family were present during and immediately following his birth, the first notable visit was by RJ, because RJ is particularly notable, and responsible for this timeline. -
Rather Hilarious
The pain of birth causes Jess to have to purchase one of those inflatable donut pillows so she can sit down without feeling as though her nether regions are on some sort of ripping fire. -
Grandma
Jessie's mother Judi discovers Sudoku. While unimportant in the life of Joey, it becomes a form of brain crack for Judi, and she is homeless and destitute in a matter of weeks. Also pictured is Judi's mother, who is understandably disappointed. -
Another Visit
Pam and her baby visit. This visit was important because, as RJ and Pam sat downstairs and reminisced upon days gone by, Joey urinated all over his father upstairs. Perhaps it was funnier if you were there. -
Danger
No one knows who this kid is, or why he tried to steal Joey, but he won't be trying that again. Even if he does come out of the coma.
