Old woman

I Know An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly

By pbtoast
  • Fly

    Fly
    I don't know why she swallowed a fly. Perhaps she'll die.
  • She swallowed a spider to catch the fly.

    She swallowed a spider to catch the fly.
    The spider wiggled and giggled and tickled inside her.
  • She swallowed the bird to catch the spider.

    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider.
    How absurd to swallow a bird.