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Born
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First Halloween
for clarity im in the bottom left -
First Christmas
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Sister 1
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Preschool
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Sister 2
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Kindergarten
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1st Grade
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Fifth Grade Graduation
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6th Grade
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8th Grade Graduation
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West
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Wrestling at West
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Marching Band
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Jazz Band
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Football
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Get job
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Graduate
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Go to College
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Double Major
I have no idea what I want to do -
Start Writing a Book
I hope to be a writer, and having a book written is kind of a prerequisite to publishing one -
Garduate
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Publish First Book
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Acquire Masters
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Publish a Poetry Collection
mediocre -
Make enough money to buy a house
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New Job
the books sell not great so i cant support myself on my previous occupation (dumpster diving at a derelict kmart for scraps of food and clothing) so i find a new one and make money taste testing for a deodorant company -
Publish a Novel
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It sells middlingly alright
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im able to move out of the kmart dumpster
there's a lot of memories there but i finally force myself to let it go -
I find a large publishing company willing to publish me
i probably bribed somebody -
Third Book
expectations are lower than ever -
It Makes the NYT Bestseller List
someone screwed up big-time -
My novel is a finalist for the booker prize
i definitely bribed someone -
Fourth Book